May 2011
Steroids
Lunch @ Subway.
Jon: You guys are watching a documentary?
Me: Ya on steroids.
Jon: They're bad for you right?
Me: They make your balls smaller...
Jon: Yah, I don't have to worry about that! TRUST ME
Me: (*WTF)
Pray for Rosemary's baby
Roman Polanski may be a bit twisted and after the murder of his wife and child may have sexually abused a 13 yr old girl, still he makes some efffin good movies.
Rosemary’s baby
Knife in the water
jevoislavieengris asked: what time is your grad going to start so i can see if i have to get a work day off??
Standards
I expect a lot of my friends frankly because my parents dropped the ball.
Luckily, I do have some AMAZING friends and I don’t think they know just how thankful I am.
I'm psychic, durf na murr gabby
hahaha but it’s delicous, my favorite part is the white part, it’s so good :))) oh my gosh remember when I ran into you at costco!!??? that was like crazy… I was all ö and you were all like ö and it was magical :)
I can’t apologize for having a low bullshit tolerance.
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I'm exhausted. Buenas Noches. I leave you with...
I am so tired of people needing a reason for doing everything in thier lives. Do it because you want to. Don’t expect anything in return. Do it because it’s fun. Because it makes you happy.
Post Genocide Rwanda. →
Can't....Fall....Asleep.....
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