May 2011
May 31st
May 30th
WatchWatch
May 28th
May 27th
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Steroids
Lunch @ Subway.
Jon: You guys are watching a documentary?
Me: Ya on steroids.
Jon: They're bad for you right?
Me: They make your balls smaller...
Jon: Yah, I don't have to worry about that! TRUST ME
Me: (*WTF)
May 26th
Pray for Rosemary's baby
Roman Polanski may be a bit twisted and after the murder of his wife and child may have sexually abused a 13 yr old girl, still he makes some efffin good movies. Rosemary’s baby Knife in the water
May 24th
jevoislavieengris asked: what time is your grad going to start so i can see if i have to get a work day off??
May 22nd
May 18th
Standards
I expect a lot of my friends frankly because my parents dropped the ball. Luckily, I do have some AMAZING friends and I don’t think they know just how thankful I am.
May 17th
May 17th
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May 15th
May 15th
May 15th
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I'm psychic, durf na murr gabby
hahaha but it’s delicous, my favorite part is the white part, it’s so good :))) oh my gosh remember when I ran into you at costco!!??? that was like crazy… I was all ö and you were all like ö and it was magical :)
May 12th
May 12th
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May 11th
May 11th
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“I can’t apologize for having a low bullshit tolerance.”
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May 10th
May 10th
May 10th
I'm exhausted. Buenas Noches. I leave you with...
I am so tired of people needing a reason for doing everything in thier lives. Do it because you want to. Don’t expect anything in return. Do it because it’s fun. Because it makes you happy.
May 9th
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Post Genocide Rwanda. →
May 8th
May 8th
Can't....Fall....Asleep.....
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May 5th
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May 5th
May 5th