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My mom doesn't like it when I use her cane as a pimp stick :( bitches and hoes need to learn

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frostingpeetaswounds:

SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS
TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE

this makes me so happy on so many levels
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lolyoureabitch:

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS

AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT

I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT

I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.

(Source: yilk, via girlwhohadbraces)

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… I didnt want to upset anyone. I had wanted to go too.

and then i just take it out on myself. it feels like I did nothing wrong though. I just cant do anything right anymore.. 

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friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

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(via girlwhohadbraces)

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snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via dirtyatmosphere)

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hahry:

i cant even make a straight line while using a ruler why do people expect so much from me

(Source: taccone, via girlwhohadbraces)

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Justin Timberlake &amp; Ryan Gosling - 1994
Permalink unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 
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