Danger Rodriguez

My mom doesn't like it when I use her cane as a pimp stick :( bitches and hoes need to learn

Permalink What real food? And these are just the appetizers #brie #grapes #strawberries #hummus #crackers yay Casa Stankiewicz  (Taken with instagram)
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  • Television: In the criminal justice system--
  • Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
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Sunset In Ojai, Ca. by jdmuth on Flickr.
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  • Doctor: Are you sexually active?
  • Me: Ha
  • Me: Hahahaha
  • Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
  • Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
  • Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
  • Me: Hahaha
  • Me: Haaa....
  • Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
  • Me: No, no I am not.
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Permalink @stephanieekeiko  the goodbye until summer #sadday #alone #iloveyou (Taken with instagram)
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Permalink msaarondeborja:

Love is transcendent
Permalink 7hing5-7h47-m4k3-lif3-4w35om3:

Best. Family. Ever.